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Graham Peers Introduces Funday 2006 In His Own Inimitable Style! |
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Once again, the dastardly conduct of Captain Pugwash has disgusted his crew. On this occasion by the manner in which he completely ignored, the unwritten ‘Pirates Code of Chivalrous Conduct’, in respect to caring for female prisoners being held for ransom. They should be held under his protection; to be unsullied in any way from their experiences as prisoners; when returned on the ransom having been paid. The ship’s crew found him guilty, as charged, and the Ist Mate (Doreen the Terror Shorter) decided Pugwash should be shamed for all to see. His punishment to be having all his majestic, flowing, grey locks shorn from his head by the ship’s barber (Slasher Linda Hughes), when in the port of Lewknor on Saturday, 24th June, 2006.
Graham Peers
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